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Types of Cookie Fortunes - Sayings

          Unlike the previous two categories, this type of cookie doesnít even pretend to be specific to the reader. Itís generally advice that anyone, everyone, no matter what, would do well to follow. And while thatís ďniceĒ (ugh), itís not a fortune! 

          I imagine that this, along with several other of these categories, might have arisen from a corporate desire to avoid offending anyone, anywhere, ever, thereby avoiding any possibility of a (ridiculously frivolous, but allowed by our legal system) lawsuit. And thusly an overly litigious society has drained the fun out of yet another of lifeís pleasures. Itís a shame!

On to the insidious Bad Pun Fortunes...