Types of Cookie Fortunes - Sayings
    

          Unlike the previous two categories, this type of cookie doesn’t even pretend to be specific to the reader. It’s generally advice that anyone, everyone, no matter what, would do well to follow. And while that’s “nice” (ugh), it’s not a fortune! 

          I imagine that this, along with several other of these categories, might have arisen from a corporate desire to avoid offending anyone, anywhere, ever, thereby avoiding any possibility of a (ridiculously frivolous, but allowed by our legal system) lawsuit. And thusly an overly litigious society has drained the fun out of yet another of life’s pleasures. It’s a shame!

On to the insidious Bad Pun Fortunes...