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Types of Cookie Fortunes - Bad Puns

          While they may simultaneously fall into one of the other categories, punny fortunes are no better for their attempts at humor. In fact, the pain of a groaner piled on top of the disappointment of a dud fortune may be a formidable double shot of depression. 

           Fortunately, most Chinese restaurants don’t serve these. Not that they’d have anything to worry about on a legal front – the puns are so G-rated and weak (thanks again to a few people with itchy lawsuit-trigger-fingers) that no diners would ever be offended.

Of course, sometimes fortunes are just Pointless Ramblings...