About This Place

   Types of Fortunes
        Bad Puns
        Real Fortunes!

   Make Your Own
        Buy Custom Cookies
        Bake Your Own

   Get Active
        Support Good Co's
        Flame Bad Co's
        Inform Restaurants


Complain About Bad Fortunes

          There are few things more satisfying as a consumer than giving the maker of a sub-par product a piece of your mind. Write a letter or an email, leave a phone message. 

          Be creative with it – send them one of their own fortune cookies with the fortune replaced (see how to do this!) with a one-sentence note of complaint. “If you can’t write better fortunes, things are looking very bad for your company.” “Fortune: [definition from Websters]” If you have some better zingers, let me know...

A more grass-roots way is to Inform Restaurants...