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Types of Cookie Fortunes - Observations

          The readers of these are easily duped into believing that they’re fortunes, but there’s a very important difference: fortunes tell the future, but observations only tell the present. “You are surrounded by many friends,” “You are kind and generous,” “You enjoy good sushi” – these aren’t things that are going to happen to you, these are things that you already are. A friend could tell you these things. 

           Long story short:  boring. With a lot of imagination, the reader may be able to extrapolate that his attribute may lead to some future occurrence – but that’s the cookie’s job, and this cookie ain’t doin’ it.

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